portrait of a boy

21 and still figuring out what life has in store for me.

pictures of me
personal posts
about me
dear future boyfriend

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ryancrobert: valerinski: iamneuroticashell: fathappy: thedailygamer: leatherandlolliepops: iamsomethingoffensive: daddy-wolfie: lookinfordaddy: talkdaddytome: pussy-plunger: mooseham: thevolatilebird: sucker-love-: I’m now snoopy. ……………………? I am apparently a skeleton. IM THE GODDAMN BATMAN i’m black. Im supa’ strong. Old “Planet Fitness” shirt. I am a National Team One (Olympic) synchronized swimmer… YES! MASTER OF PUPPETS !!!! YAY ME Goodbye everyone - I’m Frank Motherfucking Castle!!! The Punisher….. The Power of Love….sooooo I’m Sailor Moon?           HOLY SHIT IM AN X MAN I’m black now, guys. I’m not wearing a shirt… What does that mean? the powers of being an oversized sweater. Excellent. I HAVE THE POWERS OF AN OCTOPUS AND THE POWERS OF A KOALA BEAR THANK YOU KOACTOPI. THANK YOU SO MUCH Or possibly I have the power to take two animals and turn them into one animal. USEFUL! I have the power to defy gravity. I win.

ryancrobert:

valerinski:

iamneuroticashell:

fathappy:

thedailygamer:

leatherandlolliepops:

iamsomethingoffensive:

daddy-wolfie:

lookinfordaddy:

talkdaddytome:

pussy-plunger:

mooseham:

thevolatilebird:

sucker-love-:

I’m now snoopy. ……………………?

I am apparently a skeleton.

IM THE GODDAMN BATMAN

i’m black.

Im supa’ strong.

Old “Planet Fitness” shirt.

I am a National Team One (Olympic) synchronized swimmer… YES!

MASTER OF PUPPETS !!!! YAY ME

Goodbye everyone - I’m Frank Motherfucking Castle!!! The Punisher…..

The Power of Love….sooooo I’m Sailor Moon?

          HOLY SHIT IM AN X MAN

I’m black now, guys.

I’m not wearing a shirt… What does that mean?

the powers of being an oversized sweater. Excellent.

I HAVE THE POWERS OF AN OCTOPUS AND THE POWERS OF A KOALA BEAR

THANK YOU KOACTOPI. THANK YOU SO MUCH

Or possibly I have the power to take two animals and turn them into one animal. USEFUL!


I have the power to defy gravity. I win.

(Source: otomegane)

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  1. stereotypicaloxymoron reblogged this from getwelltsun and added:
    ((crest of the royal family of Hyrule t shirt)) …HOLY SHIT DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE THE POWER OF THE TRIFORCE OF WISDOM...
  2. nintendstar reblogged this from once-lerinpjs and added:
    How come every time I see this I’m wearing my Discord T-shirt? Oh well, CHOCOLATE RAIN FOR EVERYPONY!
  3. thisis-thebeatthatmyheartskipped reblogged this from ocean-takes-me and added:
    I CAN PISS JAGERMEISTER!
  4. ocean-takes-me reblogged this from aworldrunonhate and added:
    Grey atticus tee?
  5. withoutpurposeordirection reblogged this from a-n-d-y-g-l-a-s-s and added:
    Back the fuck up, I’m in my ET shirt. Winning. Phoning home bitches.
  6. a-n-d-y-g-l-a-s-s reblogged this from aworldrunonhate and added:
    I CAN DEFEND POP PUNK. Wait…everyone does that
  7. aworldrunonhate reblogged this from supernoodlesforbreakfast and added:
    In my pajama’s, tops got The Thing, Wolverine, Iron man, Silver Surfer, Captain America, The Hulk, Spiderman and Cyclops...
  8. supernoodlesforbreakfast reblogged this from tweak706 and added:
    Topless. I can make people naked… Can’t say I’ll complain with that.
  9. denied-ration reblogged this from askzigzag and added:
    No shirt.. No powers then?
  10. fragile-wisp reblogged this from candys-killer and added:
    I have the power of nudity! Or boobs I guess. I only have bra on lolol. 8)
  11. truesoprano reblogged this from destructionincarnate and added:
    I have Megadeth powers. Oh shit.
  12. everbreathe reblogged this from destructionincarnate and added:
    The power to hug life? Cool
  13. destructionincarnate reblogged this from coffeepress42 and added:
    Death Note t-shirt…I HAVE A DEATH NOTE! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
  14. coffeepress42 reblogged this from savethewales and added:
    “I am deeply and profoundly impressed with myself.” Am I Tony Stark? Am I…. Iron Man?
  15. general-fluffy reblogged this from thatoneedudee and added:
    But what does it mean if I’m only wearing a bra?
  16. smileeforallthemhaterss reblogged this from thatoneedudee and added:
    I am the boston red sox.
  17. aphroditespoison reblogged this from vampireforestfiree
  18. vampireforestfiree reblogged this from wolfymcbubblehorn and added:
    Plaid? Flannel? ……I’M A LUUUMMBERJAAAACK
  19. thatoneedudee reblogged this from emmabee96
  20. theannisamirahh reblogged this from myungsoo-anon
  21. hedorumcakes reblogged this from zombeetle and added:
    Mine has Mickey and Minnie Mouse… Monarch Delta, of course!
  22. genericlanoxinonline reblogged this from igotmyclothesfromthetoiletstore
  23. sarcasticpsychic reblogged this from rainekitty and added:
    Supergirl, Wonder Woman,...Batgirl… I’m okay with
  24. moriens-der-lyset reblogged this from ara-hamako and added:
    My shirt is covered with various instruments… I AM THE SYMPHONY MASTER MUAHAHA!
  25. teapartyofthemad reblogged this from cleshtar and added:
    ….I have the power to summon a stampede of Indian painted horses at will…. Sweeeeet!
  26. yggdrasilly reblogged this from ara-hamako and added:
    I am The Flash! But I am also Pikachu! sweet
  27. ara-hamako reblogged this from aras-choice-ass and added:
    I’m a Heartless? Not sure if want. o_o
  28. aras-choice-ass reblogged this from fallendeath13 and added:
    Shit, let’s be Lanterns.
  29. emmabee96 reblogged this from the-sauerkraut
  30. boundandchained reblogged this from inimicaldolly and added:
    AM THE PUMPKIN KING QUEEN KING
  31. alloftheeverywhere reblogged this from squeeedles and added:
    PARAMORE AWAYYYYYYY
  32. squeeedles reblogged this from darkskittypower and added:
    i guess i have aeropostale powers. fight me.
  33. fallendeath13 reblogged this from iarteest and added:
    I AM NYAN CAT!! !
  34. iarteest reblogged this from bitchslappingpanda and added:
    OH MY GOD. YEEEEESSSS
  35. bitchslappingpanda reblogged this from gay-constellations and added:
    penguin sporting sunglasses. Awesome?!
  36. justineatsbread reblogged this from ill-be-your-scapegoat
  37. wyervan reblogged this from lady-lycan and added:
    Black & White Striped… … … Awesome Mime Powers ACTIVATE. …
  38. lacavernadeltroll reblogged this from pelandobananas
  39. teaandponies reblogged this from dragonmutt and added:
    MEINCRAFT. I’m good at going on adventures, crafting things, surviving the night and Mining I guess~
  40. encautilada reblogged this from robasonrisas and added:
    Yo tengo una Nirvana. ¿Significa que
  41. peacerevolver reblogged this from eitde
  42. jessissues reblogged this from manilovestarwars
  43. matandoelaburrimiento reblogged this from pelandobananas

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